Hails mortals. I am Dechristianizer. The one and only Dechristianizer, the legend, the icon, the frontman of the legendary ANTI CHRISTIAN DEATH SQUAD as well as the worlds fastest guitarist, the worlds greatest vocalist, the infernal immortal and son of satan. I am motherfucking DECHRISTIANIZER.

And now I am letting you take part in my life, a life as a Death Metal icon, a life as an enemy of the greatest plague ever to roam the earth, the filthy fucking christian society, and a life as a king above all of you out there who tries to convert me with your false propaganda and bullshit. For I am the son of the devil and I have been sent here to earth to dechristianize the weak believers (hence my name...) and to show the deathcore scum how to play real fucking DEATH METAL!

I am motherfucking DECHRISTIANIZER, welcome to my world of death.